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Sunday, 14 August 2016

{*Amazing*} Happy Diwali Funny Messages|Deepavali Funny Messages

Happy Diwali Funny Messages|Deepavali Funny Messages: - The Diwali Festival season is almost near, it's time to celebrate with family by starting the preparation to welcome the festival of lights.

Everyone taking part to celebrate Diwali Festival no matter whether children of elder. On the day Diwali, everyone in their homes will be decorated with lights(oil and lamp), flowers, etc. Before one day of Diwali people uses to send wishes to their family and friends as Happy Diwali Funny Messages to amake them laugh and feel them that you take care of them.

The celebration of Diwali will be different ways people uses to pray the Gods, exchanging the gifts and clothes, lighting up the crackers. So, here on this website, we have been writing detailed explanation about Diwali Festival, and if you are willing to wish your friends and family members with Happy Diwali Messages, then you are in the right website to find best Happy Diwali Greetings.

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Happy Diwali Funny Messages To Friends:

Here you can find the Deepavali Funny Messages to wish your friends.

YOUR EYES PATAKHA,
YOUR LIPS ROCKET,
YOUR EARS CHAKARI, 
YOUR NOSE FULJARI,
YOUR STYLE ANAAR, 
YOUR PERSONALITY BOMB,
SMS KARO VARNA.....
I'M COMING WITH AGARBATTI

Stylish Breakup:
Boy bought gift 4 his girlfriend..
Gf: wt d hell wud i do with dis Diwali
rocket??
Boy: u wanted stars na??
now sit on it
n
get lost !! .

May Goddess Lakshmi bless you with so much money that even Rajinikanth can't count it.
Happy Diwali!

Wife’s like a movie! If u r sad- DRAMA, If u r afraid- SUSPENSE, If u r angry- ACTION, If u look in mirror- COMEDY! . . Now u r smiling! That’s- HORROR!! ;-)
HAPPY DIWALI




Happy Deepavali Funny Messages To Friends:


This is to formally announce that
I have started accepting Diwali gifts
By Cash, Cheques & Credit Card etc
Avoid last day rush. Send now!
P.S: if you are late, better late than never
so don't worry late gifts accepted as well ;)

Independence of JAVA
Power of UNIX
Popularity of WINDOWS
Luxury of .NET
Efficiency of C
Ease of VB
Robustness of ORACLE
Vision of PHOTO SHOP
Vastness of INTERNET
Compactness of JPG
Richness of BMP
Coverage as YAHOO
Reach-ness of GOOGLE And
Security of NORTON!!!
Many many Happy Returns 
of Diwali

I’m Maachis & You’re Pataka, Together We Are & It Will Be Double Dhamaka…!!!
She is HOT
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She is Sizzling
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I mean....meri PHULJHARI
TUM LOG KYA SAMAJHEY ;-)
Happy Diwali

I’m Maachis & You’re Pataka, Together We Are & It Will Be Double Dhamaka…!!!
She is HOT
.
.
.
.
.
She is Sizzling
.
.
.
.
.
I mean....meri PHULJHARI
TUM LOG KYA SAMAJHEY ;-)
Happy Diwali
Happy Diwali Messages

Happy Diwali Funny Messages in Hindi:

Amitabh – Mere Paas Rocket Hai,
Shurli Hai,
Chakri Hai,
Murga Bumb Hai,
Anaar Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Shashi Kapoor –
Mere Paas
MAA…Chis Hai!

AAPKE LIFE MEIN MITHAAS HO “CADBURY” JAISY
ROUNAK HO “ASIAN PAINTS” JAISE
MEHAK HO “AXE” JAISE
TAZGI HO “COLGATE” JAISY
AUR TENSION-FREE RAHE“HUGGIES” JAISY
“HAPPY DIWALI”

Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,
Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao

*Kya Bharosa
*Mobile Ka
*Battery ka
*Charger Ka
*Network Ka
*Balance Ka
*Life ka
*Time ka
*Isi Liye Advance Me
“Happy Diwali!

This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!


Happy Deepavali Messages
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Happy Deepavali Funny Messages To Friends In Hindi:


Apun wishing u a fantastic,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast n dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Diwali”

Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali

Wish You Happy Diwali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “BUZURGO” ko nipta lu.
Aankho se aansuon ki Judai kar do.

Dil se gamo ki vidai Kar do
Agar Dil na lage kahin to
Aa jaao mere ghar ki safai kar do
Offer DIWALI tak hi hai.
Mujhe sms karo or jito

18 lakh ke car ka photo,
29 inch colour tv ka box or
Mere sath dinner karne ka mouka
Wo bhi aap k ghar....
Happy Diwali

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